Chronicles of The World Report - June 25

From Sao Paulo, Brazil (Brasil), we bring the newest report, now renamed "Chronicles of the World Report". Here are the latest events that happened in Cities War.

Dossoles admitted as Full Member of Dossoles

Dossoles has been admitted as full member of the United Asia coalition, replacing Vietnam who is still suspended from the UA. There were rumors of NSTC leaving the coalition due to Reedy becoming one of the voters in the UA Council, but it seems that the situation has been resolved. Here is the article of the Imperial Post that reported the event.

(UPDATE: Reedy was replaced by Abu for pinging @everyone in the UA.)

And speaking about the United Asia coalition, the Imperial Post is releasing a series called "United Asia: A Brief Overview", in which the history, formation, and goals are stated. Here is the first article of the series, and more will come from the Imperial Post.

Editorial Note: There is No Breakup of Roma

From our CWNews Editorial Board, we would like to verify the accuracy of the following article "Is the Collapse of Roma, possible?" There was an alarm due to leaders suddenly leaving Roma and going to Si, and one of the co-leaders turning to diplo as at war with Si. However, this alarmism was clarified by AlbertRivera as just being for the top tourney, which certainly wasn't very active and which SI won by far. Si is a ten man alliance reserved for this tourney. The change of diplomacy was just a parody from the co-leaders that stayed in Roma.So we apologize for the alarmism raised by the article.

Top Tourney Results

Here are the results of the tourney finished this week:

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Update on Roma-TR War

This can be summarized in 3 points:

• It's been several days since Roma declared war on TR.

• Muffin and few others (But mainly Muffin) just wipe cities outside territory (it looks like they stopped, for now.)

• Roma officials wait for TR to put up territory to pop again.

MORBID-22: Jamaica in Quarantine

A new virus has spread in Jamaica (the Carribean Island), a virus causing a lockdown in the country. The virus has been named scientifically as MORBID-22, and its spread is devastating. Its effect is turning males into morbius males, infecting 98% within reach of contagion. (The other 2% are femboys). Femboys and females have been called to obligatory military service to quarantine the males not contaiged with the disease yet. But these measures are just frantic attempts to stop the eventual total infection of all males in Jamaica.

The Morbius virus, released from a temporary Yao lab facility on purpose, is expected to have several variants throughout 2022 because its effects endure 3 months per infection. Scientists are working hard to find the treatment to stop the spread. Meanwhile, there is information that MORBID-22 will be released in Guatemala City by Yao (in vacation), to spread through Central America.

Poll: Celebrity Couple

Who is a better couple?

• 0%Leg & Joaquin (ElodieRivera & AlbertRivera) (Marrried)
• 0%Alau & MartinSG (lovers)

D.R.V.R., puppet of Roma

D.R.V.R., formerly Deutsch Union, was proposed puppetry by NTE, which Furinick (as a joke) approved. The puppet alliance was created by Black Wolf, and it is being converted to Roma's cadet alliance, although already suffering diplomatic problems. The problem that stands out is Dossoles, who has declared war to D.R.V.R. because of "bribery to their players", attacking their cities, and Lubecc popping their border (they allege it was before the civ cities were attacked). D.R.V.R. claims they attack because their civilization cities in Egypt were attacked by Dossoles, one of them (parmender) demanding they allow him to hold Giza for a day. Dossoles was given permission by the UA to retaliate, however, now the Roman high officials and the UA are trying to solve the issue diplomatically.

D.R.V.R. has left the Deustch Pact, formed by D.R.V.R.'s leader with other Deutsch-like alliances, although majority of them are anti-Roman.

(UPDATE: Toilet has permission from NTE, the puppeter to wipe D.R.V.R. to "give a lesson to Lubecc")

CWFFL, Cup of War, and More

The Cities War Fantasy Football League has been ravaging with activity this 2nd season, with 3 new youth teams playing this season and 2 teams scheduled to appear in the next. Manchester City is managing to get a 2nd league title, having lost only twice in the league (Against USSR & Vietnam). BigCAS is trying to cling to the Runner-up title, while Albanians United is making a comeback after a bad start. Condom has done exceptionally this season, and is on the way to taking the Golden Glove. Josey (Player of the Season for Season I) still carries BigCAS, now with the help of Arradj on the goals. Canada has become the main playmaker of Albanians United, helping Albanians United make a successful comeback in the league and winning the Cup of War.

The Albanians were crowned as champions of the Cup of War after an intense penalty shootout against Poughkeepsie United. The man of the cup final was Muffin, who scored 2 goals and scored the winning penalty for Albanians.Eorlingas played exceptional for Poughkeepsie United no doubt, having knocked out Autumnal and Pakistani Lions, and nearly taking out Albanians. Here is the trajectory of the cup matches:

Josey was crowned Player of the Season for Season I, beating Salah for his goals and assists, despite not winning anything for his team.

Here are the league rewards determined for this and next season:

Condom has signed (finally) to be sponsored by Durex. To get 50% off Durex products, just use the redeem code "CONDOM1", and you'll also get a free condom (for goalkeeping, just cover the net with it).

And we finish this report by also updating that you can get Citieswar subreddit updates now in our server, just by going to the #reddit channel. Our server: https://discord.gg/RhjpEdhYHW

Reporting from our vacation in Brazil (Brasil).