Breaking Live: NSTC "accidentally" captures 501st's Cap

In an accidental attempt of retaliation, NSTC captures 501st cap. This was after yesterday was filled with news reports of 501's successful advance on NSTC, which saw its territorial borders wiped from the map.

Palmerston North (New Zealand) was in great peace, just 115 Swedish men were with guns around there preparing the city for the mandatory Ramadan festivity. But suddenly, Sulawesian troops arrived on big ships and took over the city without much resistance. The 501 capital administration was captured hiding in a rose garden near an art museum.

The Sulawesi troops were to attack 501st as retaliation for yesterday's memorable battles. Also because they needed a temporary stop to fix their rusty vehicles and guns, and many needed relaxation on the island.

The Sulawesian troops have arrested the 501 Arabian capital administration and 1 Swedish guy fled. Hot dogs are eaten, and Beliebf cards are being tossed around in joy.

Creuters reportedly interviewed 501st leader qwe in an undisclosed location for reaction. "It was randomly set..." he said while smoking a pipe, "because we needed a cap to commence the operation yesterday, and I was gonna abolish it afterwards but I forgot it existed because it was in New Zealand. So overall, I do not care cause they didn't do this based on any intelligence or purpose, nor did the capital keep an importance for us." Read the whole Creuters report here.

We will be updating with details.