V sanctions businesses supporting Ukrainian nationalists
- VNews Collaborator
- Mar 17, 2022
- 1 min read
The V commander-in-chief, as a measure to diminish strength of Ukrainian nationalists stationed in Serbia and Poland, has sanctioned businesses supporting them with items ranging from pizza without ketchup to Belieb pamphlets, and Turnip Love Cards. He has ordered the freezing of their bank accounts to keep funding the special operation to wipe the Ukrainian Nazis out of Europe, and to help fund the delivery of pizza from Uruguay to Russia with the still devalued Vcoin. This measure has found 99.99% of Russian support (the rest are Spanish or Bolivian).
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