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In the ongoing war between Deutsch Union and The New Republic, we have declared to be of no side in the war. We will do work for both sides though. If the war ends in a stalemate, we will establish a neutral zone in between both alliance territories.

Today on the 31st of March, ReedyTurnip (Trump of Cities War) and Furinick_ (sounds like a furry imo) were having a casual discussion until Furinick_ asked an important question 'where is lord chat'. This causes Reedy to respond stating the following: 'idk but mod chat is real'. In the screenshot be

On the 17th of April, Easter Sunday at 9pm GMT. The Resistance and it's collaborators quote 'did a little trolling' as they popped Ginebra. Surely this would be the ultimate attack was the thought of the room for 2 minutes before Ginebra set right back up. In this time period, tost showed the refl

The REAL news (TR News) is aimed to be a unbiased, satirical news anchor (sorta like the Onion) to try and report on the current situations in Cities War while doing so in an entertaining way aimed. We will begin posting articles as soon as we find something we believe to be fit for our style of wri

Today on the 1st of April, we've witnessed a change to Cities War that no-one excepted, following the outrageous things done by RetardTurnip's controversial moderation style, God himself WillyBBBC has said quote 'fuck this shit everyone gets mod and that innit'. Now we cannot confirm nor deny that h